{"id":1175,"date":"2023-03-18T18:48:51","date_gmt":"2023-03-18T18:48:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/?p=1175"},"modified":"2025-08-15T00:56:03","modified_gmt":"2025-08-15T00:56:03","slug":"agent-of-innocent-flip-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/agent-of-innocent-flip-phone\/","title":{"rendered":"agent of innocent: flip phone"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"964\" height=\"657\" src=\"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/phone.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1219\" srcset=\"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/phone.png 964w, https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/phone-600x409.png 600w, https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/phone-300x204.png 300w, https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/phone-768x523.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 964px) 100vw, 964px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/musorkot\">greenie<\/a> made a beautiful UI for the game: <a href=\"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/?p=1095\">Perfect&#8217;s<\/a> INNOCENT-issue flip phone. the last time phones were MANLY.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/pics\/wip\/perfect\/nightphone_detail.gif\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>check your stats, fashion, inventory, messages; each menu is a program in your phone, and you can unlock more (i like the idea of porn, malware, &#8220;lil pal&#8221; progs, etc&#8230;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/pics\/wip\/perfect\/backpoder.gif\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;back button&#8221;? ok homo. how about you kill something if you want to go back that bad?<br><br>when it comes to UI, style is INFINITELY more important than substance. we do not &#8220;User Interface&#8221; we &#8220;Loser Interface&#8221;. from the moment your player clicks the mouse they have lost. they are undoubtedly a slimy failure and cannot be reasoned with. it is beyond fact that &#8220;gamers&#8221; are the ruined fuckholes of the consumer world.<br>&#8220;good UI&#8221;? &#8220;minimal&#8221;? &#8220;clarity&#8221;? &#8220;accessibility features&#8221;?<br>get the fuck out of here&#8230;<br>the gamer is an animal who will click through ten menus in their favorite jrpg just to pick up a rock or some shit. gaming is an expression of their innate desire to submit. &#8220;SUBmenus&#8221;? hello???<br><br>UI is also an expression of the player&#8217;s stats. the higher a stat, the more it inflicts its way of organizing information on you&#8230;but that&#8217;s a story for another day!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"131\" height=\"113\" src=\"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/sp_arrow_back180_strip2-Copy.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1213\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>greenie made a beautiful UI for the game: Perfect&#8217;s INNOCENT-issue flip phone. the last time phones were MANLY. check your stats, fashion, inventory, messages; each menu is a program in your phone, and you can unlock more (i like the idea of porn, malware, &#8220;lil pal&#8221; progs, etc&#8230;) &#8220;back button&#8221;? ok homo. how about you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-agent-of-innocent"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1175"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1220,"href":"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1175\/revisions\/1220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}