{"id":1866,"date":"2023-04-18T17:06:49","date_gmt":"2023-04-18T17:06:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/?p=1866"},"modified":"2023-04-18T17:12:57","modified_gmt":"2023-04-18T17:12:57","slug":"agent-of-innocent-stats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/agent-of-innocent-stats\/","title":{"rendered":"agent of innocent: stats"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"637\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/druj_stat-637x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1867\" srcset=\"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/druj_stat-637x1024.png 637w, https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/druj_stat-600x965.png 600w, https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/druj_stat-187x300.png 187w, https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/druj_stat-768x1235.png 768w, https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/druj_stat-955x1536.png 955w, https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/druj_stat.png 1050w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 637px) 100vw, 637px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>stats talk to you like disco elysium<br>because it&#8217;s a good idea but people haven&#8217;t made it horney enough yet<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"550\" height=\"151\" src=\"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/image-14.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1869\" srcset=\"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/image-14.png 550w, https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/image-14-300x82.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>each stat is an extreme version of you<br><br>this stat is your corrupted occult sadomasochist future<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"702\" height=\"293\" src=\"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/druj_gif.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1874\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>there are 4 stats total, because 4 is 1 less than 5, which is a relatively unsexy number.<br>did you know most winged insects have four wings?<br>four is also a number most people have heard of, making it accessible and marketable.<br>4\ufe0f\u20e3<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/xrafstar.monster\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/dice-judgment.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1881\" width=\"574\" height=\"413\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>stats interject passively, but can be ROLLED at key points like the degenerate gambler you are<br><br>you find yourself in a terrible place. terror breeds specialization. or confusion. maintain suit integrity or become just another wet spot on the panties of death.<br><br>more stats later!<br><br>art by <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/musorkot\">greenie<\/a>!!<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>stats talk to you like disco elysiumbecause it&#8217;s a good idea but people haven&#8217;t made it horney enough yet each stat is an extreme version of you this stat is your corrupted occult sadomasochist future there are 4 stats total, because 4 is 1 less than 5, which is a relatively unsexy number.did you know 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