stats talk to you like disco elysium
because it’s a good idea but people haven’t made it horney enough yet
each stat is an extreme version of you
this stat is your corrupted occult sadomasochist future
there are 4 stats total, because 4 is 1 less than 5, which is a relatively unsexy number.
did you know most winged insects have four wings?
four is also a number most people have heard of, making it accessible and marketable.
stats interject passively, but can be ROLLED at key points like the degenerate gambler you are
you find yourself in a terrible place. terror breeds specialization. or confusion. maintain suit integrity or become just another wet spot on the panties of death.
more stats later!
art by greenie!!
2 grubs honk balefully on “agent of innocent: stats”
this sounds exciting! my stats don’t talk to me anymore, and it’s lonely.
thanks!! good luck pumping your stats…