agent of innocent: stats

stats talk to you like disco elysium
because it’s a good idea but people haven’t made it horney enough yet

each stat is an extreme version of you

this stat is your corrupted occult sadomasochist future

there are 4 stats total, because 4 is 1 less than 5, which is a relatively unsexy number.
did you know most winged insects have four wings?
four is also a number most people have heard of, making it accessible and marketable.

stats interject passively, but can be ROLLED at key points like the degenerate gambler you are

you find yourself in a terrible place. terror breeds specialization. or confusion. maintain suit integrity or become just another wet spot on the panties of death.

more stats later!

art by greenie!!

4 grubs honk balefully on “agent of innocent: stats

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