greenie made a beautiful UI for the game: Perfect’s INNOCENT-issue flip phone. the last time phones were MANLY.
check your stats, fashion, inventory, messages; each menu is a program in your phone, and you can unlock more (i like the idea of porn, malware, “lil pal” progs, etc…)
“back button”? ok homo. how about you kill something if you want to go back that bad?
when it comes to UI, style is INFINITELY more important than substance. we do not “User Interface” we “Loser Interface”. from the moment your player clicks the mouse they have lost. they are undoubtedly a slimy failure and cannot be reasoned with. it is beyond fact that “gamers” are the ruined fuckholes of the consumer world. “good UI”? “minimal”? “clarity”? “accessibility features”? get the fuck out of here… the gamer is an animal who will click through ten menus in their favorite jrpg just to pick up a rock or some shit. gaming is an expression of their innate desire to submit. “SUBmenus”? hello???
UI is also an expression of the player’s stats. the higher a stat, the more it inflicts its way of organizing information on you…but that’s a story for another day!!
>mom comes in >anon why are there one million mountain dew bottles >mountain dew is a complete protein dont be a faggot mom >dumb cunt looks at me like i just blew her fucking mind
Do you fuck your mom? she’s a faggot and you’re a butt baby AIDS baby hydrofags ITT water made my sister bipolar Mountain Drew Rapyed Anon has a serious problem and we need to be sensitive. If you don’t get your hydration purely from pussy juice kys inshallah __call it au jus the way you’re penciling roasties ____only walls homies getting are when he activates onetap
My corner store lighter drops to the blackened heath where thousands of charred worms lay. I pick it up and flick it until my censer lights and I close my eyes as the fumes fill me with a better world.
Baas looks up from his twelve hammers, trying to assess a body count from the different colors of hair sticking to the claws. “You know that kills you, right?”